用英语怼无脑人
教你如何用英文不带脏字地优雅回怼！
1.别人骂你丑
Question
Oh,you’re so ugly.
你也太丑了吧
Answer
I would be if I were a mirror.
除非我是面镜子
2.化妆人骂你
Question
:#%&?#$?
Answer
Maybe you should eat the makeup too so you’ll be pretty inside.
你的化妆品应该用来吃说不定可以美化你的内心
3.有人对你说蠢话
Question
If we have more cars in the world then people can work less.
要是世界上有更多的车大家就可以少走一点路了
Answer
If you donate your brain to sience they’ll return it.
你这脑子捐出去科研都会被退回来
4.一个人表现很无脑
Question
People work at the radio because they’re ugly.
人们在电台工作是因为长得丑
Answer
Your ignorance surpassed my expectations.
你的无知超乎想象
5.一个人很奇葩
Question
Oh you’re Chinese you must be good at Kung Fu.
你是中国人功夫一定很好吧
Answer
I envy people who haven’t met you.
我嫉妒那些还没有遇见你的人
6.一个人气到你无语
Question
Oh my god everyone is so stupid except me.
我的天啊，大家都好蠢除了我
Answer
If you’re on fire and I have water,I would drink it.
你要是着火了，我有水都宁愿喝掉。
7.简单骂人
7.1幼稚骂人
Tip
I hope your butt grows together.
我希望你屁股长在一起
7.2高冷骂人
Tip
Dude,that’s why nobody likes you.
难怪没人喜欢你
